come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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