i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Sorry about my life...
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