so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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