We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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