Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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