I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Randomize
