i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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