That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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