when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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