that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
this is an emotional support booty call
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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