Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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