I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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