I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Liz is crying about burritos again.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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