Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize