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I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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