You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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