It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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