he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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