I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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