Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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