Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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