I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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