I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
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