I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Damn victory sex feels great
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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