dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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