yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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