where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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