i just wanna soil my oats bro
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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