Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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