But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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