is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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