Nicole vs. Life
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Alive.
So much puke
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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