She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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