I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
