I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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