I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Come see our sink grown plant.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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