Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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