Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
