She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Randomize
