Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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