he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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