whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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