Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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