Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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