Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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