Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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