I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you win again, gameday.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I'm having to shit out rocks
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