Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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