spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Randomize
