when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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