I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
