cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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